OK, so I’m a heretic.I did not rise early this morning to join the teeming masses to worship at The Church of Fifty Percent Savings. I know I probably should, but I also know the place was going to be filled with hypocrites that only show up one or two days a year. And I can always tell that most of the kids and husbands are there only because mom made them come.
Sure, the place has a nice parking lot and even serves coffee and snacks in a food court, but really, it’s just beginning to resemble a mega church more and more each year. It makes me think they only want me there for my money. So this year, I’m staying home.
I doubt that they’ll even miss me.
Click on picture to enlarge. Photograph © 2006 James Jordan.
4 comments:
I didn't join the masses either, but then I'm not a huge fan of shopping, preferring instead to shop online when I need. Love the Target balls though.
Me neither! I just can't stand the crowds and the lines. As a matter of fact, no on in my family goes out shopping on Black Friday! Hummmm it must be genetic!
Amen brother.
Ha. I know exactly where you took that photo!
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